sik-e-king:

I WENT TO STARBUCKS TODAY AND THE MAN ASKED ME WHATS MY NAME AND THEN I SAID “GEORGIA ROSE” AND THEN HE WAS LIKE “IS YOUR DADDY A DENTIST”AND THEN HE GAVE ME GUM AND WAS LIKE “IVE HEARD YOU GOT A DIRTY MOUTH”ALSO THE GUY NEXT TO HIM WAS WHISPERED “I GOT A DIRTY MOUTH”WOW ALL I WANTED IS MY ICED TEA BUT IT HAD TO TURN INTO A MUSICAL I

(Source: avercstyles)

i miss the generations when a guy had to ask a girl out by asking her parents, where a girl could just be beautiful in a tshirt, where bubonic plagues decimated villages across europe and left a third of the population dead

(Source: prince-warp)

pizzaforpresident:

it’s kinda messed up that winnie the pooh and jack the ripper both have the same middle name

bestivals:

this though

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They are perfect